The Secret World of Unicorns
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(note do not read on unless you are a unicorn lover/believer)
I am Uni the pink fluffly unicorn. I welcome you to UNICITY *dramatic echo* city city city. So, first things first...! HEEEYYY!!! No interupting! ... Don't use that language in Unicity! YOU THINK UNICORNS AREN'T REAL??? THEN LEAVE! I'm sorry unicorn lovers. So as I was saying, NEVER get me mad. Never. Ever. Ok anyways I'm your guide to Unicity, so come on!
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Ok, everyone thinks unicorns are all pink and fluffy. WRONG!!! We, the one horned people, are always judged. Lego movie? Got our description just right. One thing though. No unicorn loves or pukes rainbows. You know why? Because we poo rainbows. I admit its very beautiful poo and its smells like flowers but its still POO. If you come up here never ever sing the unicorn song. A uniguy sang it and was arrested in glitter jail.
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Basically, we dominate. "#jailgoals" says Celine Park, a unicorn lover. ONWARDS! Unicorns love glitter. EVERYTHING is full of glitter. #glitterislife!!!